Friday, December 28, 2012

Why Obama Was Late to His Presidency Acceptace Speech

So I know this is almost two months too late, but election night, a few friends and I came up with a list of reasons why Obama was taking so long to arrive and give his acceptance speech. Considering that I still can't remember what my awesome blog post is supposed to be about, I thought I'd use this as a filler. It's pretty hilarious, so you should still enjoy it :D

Why Obama Was Late to His Speech (compiled by Emma, Zack, and Andrew)

-He wanted a Big Mac
-He was kidnapped by libertarians
-Secret service had to pee
-Victory sex
-Flat tire
-Fell asleep
-Kids didn't finish their supper
-Escorted by entire White Sox team
-Refused to ask for directions
-Escorted by entire Blackhawks team (because they had nothing better to do since the lockout)
-Someone tied his shoes together
-Couldn't find his wallet
-Was stuck in a tie playing Rock Paper Scissors with Biden
-Got mustard on his suit jacket, had to go back and change
-Complaining about receding hair line
-Was ordering a bigger American flag pin
-Was working on a high score on Angry Birds
-"Getting his hair did"
-Finding a tie that was blue, but not too blue
-Had to wait for the song "I'm blue" to finish playing in the limo before he exited
-Apple Maps got him lost
-Had to finish the Election Day drinking game
-Couldn't get off the phone with a relative

And last but certainly not least:

-Checked the mirror too many times while saying "Looking good, Mr. President"

#thatmomentwhen

you come up with a really awesome blog post idea, plan it all out in your head, and then wake up the next morning, forget everything, and then contemplate if you actually had an idea or just dreamed it.